1 00:00:25,518 --> 00:00:28,524 ♪ I wake up Sunday morning ♪ 2 00:00:30,193 --> 00:00:34,134 ♪ With my mind all in a haze ♪ 3 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:38,711 ♪ Tear stains on my pillow ♪ 4 00:00:40,581 --> 00:00:44,656 ♪ And make-up on my face ♪ 5 00:00:47,328 --> 00:00:51,202 ♪ I see those Empty whiskey bottles ♪ 6 00:00:52,071 --> 00:00:56,713 ♪ And records scattered On the floor ♪ 7 00:00:57,014 --> 00:01:00,854 ♪ And from the next room, I hear crying ♪ 8 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:06,165 ♪ Then I remember The night before ♪ 9 00:01:09,673 --> 00:01:11,075 Here you go. 10 00:01:14,516 --> 00:01:15,718 This is hazelnut? 11 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,255 Damn, that's warm. 12 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:19,358 Hey, coffee's hot. 13 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:22,732 Henry installed one of those, uh, thing-a-majigs, whatever. 14 00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:24,334 - Coffee machine. - Yeah. 15 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,205 - You're still here, huh? - Here to help, boss. 16 00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:28,342 Yeah, with him here, let's see those dudes try to chuck 17 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:31,281 you in the back of the trunk now, pedo. Ain't going down. 18 00:01:31,282 --> 00:01:34,287 Stop calling me pedo, okay? 19 00:01:34,288 --> 00:01:36,291 It is not a cool nickname. 20 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:38,764 All right, goddamn. What the fuck am I supposed to call you, then? 21 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,734 I don't know. Lefty, Lucky, something cool. 22 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:44,742 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how nicknames work, dawg. 23 00:01:44,743 --> 00:01:46,478 Start calling you Scarecrow. 24 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:48,182 Why? Cause I'm tall? 25 00:01:48,183 --> 00:01:49,752 Nah, dude, 'cause you don't use your fucking brain. 26 00:01:51,691 --> 00:01:55,865 Listen, call me my name, Lee, or you'll be working at the bus plant. 27 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:59,873 Lee. Okay, yeah, we got it, Lee. 28 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:02,444 Ol' Left Nut Lee. 29 00:02:02,445 --> 00:02:03,580 Oh, jeez. 30 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:04,816 Lunatic Lee. 31 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:07,320 Lee, we got you, Lee! 32 00:02:07,321 --> 00:02:08,623 What a classic stinker. 33 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:22,651 Because your mom doesn't like you staying at the bookstore anymore. 34 00:02:22,652 --> 00:02:24,856 - 'Cause it's not safe. - Why isn't it safe? 35 00:02:24,857 --> 00:02:27,394 It's that one right there, see it? 36 00:02:27,395 --> 00:02:29,231 - That one? - Yeah. 37 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,668 Here we go. 38 00:02:34,976 --> 00:02:38,884 So, actually it has two full baths, 39 00:02:38,885 --> 00:02:42,424 which personally I think is super rare for a quadplex. 40 00:02:42,425 --> 00:02:43,693 You said it was a duplex. 41 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:44,762 It's quadplex. 42 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:46,533 so, it's like an apartment. 43 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:50,406 Anyway, I think it would be awful nice for a young girl 44 00:02:50,407 --> 00:02:52,611 on the cusp of womanhood to have your own shower. 45 00:02:52,612 --> 00:02:55,416 Come on, you can put all your girly stuff in there, like your hair products, 46 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:59,224 and your nail stuff, and your trimmers for your personal grooming. 47 00:02:59,225 --> 00:03:02,565 Sneaking all the boys over. 48 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:03,834 - Vicky? - Yes. 49 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,604 How did the estate sale finish off, huh? 50 00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:08,409 Did you sell all those books in Dale's study? 51 00:03:08,711 --> 00:03:10,848 - I did, actually. - Mm-hmm. 52 00:03:10,849 --> 00:03:12,918 - I made quite a profit. - Who's the lucky winner? 53 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,591 Let me guess, Ray? 54 00:03:15,592 --> 00:03:18,797 Actually, you know what? He stood me up, that scamp. 55 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:20,601 Yeah, he said he was coming, and he never showed. 56 00:03:20,602 --> 00:03:23,607 - What do you mean? Who bought 'em? - Fuck if I know. 57 00:03:23,941 --> 00:03:25,945 - Sorry. - What do you mean? You-You don't remember? 58 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:31,321 No, I don't remember. There were like 500 people in the house. 59 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:38,970 Uh, speaking of houses, do you wanna rent this one? 60 00:03:38,971 --> 00:03:43,446 Because, um, honestly, I am late for a full Brazilian. 61 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:45,016 How's the neighborhood? 62 00:03:48,456 --> 00:03:50,426 It's affordable. 63 00:03:50,427 --> 00:03:51,797 Yeah, but is it safe? 64 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,002 Tulsa has the worst crime in the country, you know. 65 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:57,742 - Per capita. - Well, that's depressing. 66 00:03:58,309 --> 00:03:59,278 Um... 67 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:05,022 I don't know, there's like a cute little police station nearby, if that helps. 68 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:07,528 Um... It's... 69 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:11,836 But, okay, actually that probably makes it worse. 70 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:14,441 Feels safe. We'll take it. 71 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:16,813 - Really? - Great! 72 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:25,496 Okay, I can see him. 73 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:33,012 Hey. There he is. 74 00:04:35,751 --> 00:04:36,953 May I? 75 00:04:38,624 --> 00:04:40,026 Goddamn. 76 00:04:40,027 --> 00:04:44,000 - Getting old, it ain't for sissies. - Mmm. 77 00:04:44,001 --> 00:04:46,004 Listen, thanks for meeting me, Chubs. 78 00:04:46,005 --> 00:04:49,512 I wanted to check in on that prick reporter. 79 00:04:49,513 --> 00:04:51,683 I told him to stay away. 80 00:04:51,684 --> 00:04:56,091 Good, I had my lawyers put a call on to that paper, that Heartland Press. 81 00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:58,495 It's a long-form magazine. 82 00:04:58,496 --> 00:05:02,003 I don't care what it is. The guy cornered me in a bathroom, 83 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:05,376 my dick in my hands, like a goddamn psychopath. 84 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:09,652 The guy asking me questions about skinheads and kidnapping! 85 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:12,090 I'm sorry, I don't mean to raise my voice. 86 00:05:12,659 --> 00:05:15,798 Look, there's something else too. 87 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,835 Something I need done. 88 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:24,014 I'm gonna be looking at getting a security detail if I'm elected. 89 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:27,622 Protect me from nutjobs like Lee Raybon. 90 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:32,097 You do me this favor, this thing, 91 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:36,706 I'd be hard pressed to find a better candidate to fill that need. 92 00:05:39,011 --> 00:05:40,514 What's the job? 93 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:41,649 All right. 94 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:45,023 It's a favor and it's delicate. 95 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,828 How delicate? 96 00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:50,768 It needs a sensitive touch. 97 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:18,924 Don't listen too long. They'll expect money. Come on. 98 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:21,997 Okay, you're giving them money. 99 00:06:22,598 --> 00:06:23,800 Thank you. 100 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:29,912 - How much you give him? All right. - It was just a buck. 101 00:06:29,913 --> 00:06:32,016 Is this about the guy that came by the store? 102 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,724 Listen, if I've learned one thing in the past week, 103 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:39,999 it's that the world is crazy, and they hate writers. 104 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,870 Mom says you say that all the time. 105 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:43,674 Say what? 106 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,445 That they hate writers. They don't actually hate writers, they just hate you. 107 00:06:46,446 --> 00:06:49,852 Okay. That's crazy, okay? 108 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:51,589 People love me, all right? 109 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:52,825 And I don't know why she... 110 00:06:53,627 --> 00:06:54,662 Look at him. 111 00:06:54,663 --> 00:06:57,835 Bow-tie wearing... Watch this. 112 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:01,743 Watch somebody lie. 113 00:07:01,744 --> 00:07:03,078 Just don't go to funeral homes. 114 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,183 Well, good luck to you, Al. Sorry about that. 115 00:07:05,985 --> 00:07:07,722 Oh, no. 116 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:11,128 Lee Raybon, the king of Tulsa., 117 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:13,500 Hey, Ray. 118 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,802 I was thinking about swinging over the antique mall. You there? 119 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,204 I can pick up the books. 120 00:07:16,205 --> 00:07:17,875 Oh, I'd love to see you Lee, but you know what? 121 00:07:17,876 --> 00:07:20,046 I went to Dallas to a big old antique fair. 122 00:07:20,581 --> 00:07:22,183 You went to Dallas, huh? 123 00:07:22,518 --> 00:07:23,920 Looking cute in plaid. 124 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:26,559 I don't know how the cowboys gonna feel about that. 125 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,834 What a joyous day it is. I knew you were here. I saw you earlier. 126 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:32,538 Yeah. I knew you knew. 127 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,809 Francis, somehow you look prettier every time I see you. 128 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:36,913 And you somehow look worse. 129 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:40,721 Okay, that's because I spent the night in the fucking trunk of a car. 130 00:07:40,722 --> 00:07:42,056 Why'd you crawl into it? 131 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:43,693 Yeah, 'cause I was murdered. 132 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,129 Listen to yourself. 133 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,133 DHS is gonna take your kid away talking like that. 134 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,841 I know you don't have the books, all right? And I gave you $1500. 135 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:55,049 Technically all you gave me was a stolen Joe Brainard, and you know what? 136 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,654 - Maybe it was a fake. - Okay, it was not a fake! 137 00:07:57,655 --> 00:07:59,592 And come on! You said you'd get me the books! 138 00:07:59,593 --> 00:08:01,796 I know. And you know what? I went right over there, I swear. 139 00:08:01,797 --> 00:08:04,000 - You went right over? - Yes. I had to close up my shop first, 140 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,839 but I went over there and guess what? This bitch beat me to it. 141 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,676 - What bitch? - Catalina. 142 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,146 - Catalina? Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's an old antique rat, 143 00:08:10,147 --> 00:08:13,820 a bruja, a literal witch, Lee. 144 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:17,026 She must have put some kind of hex on your little cooch mouse, Vicky. 145 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:18,630 Ray. She sells antiques, so she's here. 146 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,567 - You take me to her-- - No, she not here. 147 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,604 I got her kicked out of the Tulsa Antique mill years ago. 148 00:08:22,605 --> 00:08:25,009 She now sells her shit way out by Lake Keystone. 149 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,080 That's where she lives with some sad sack. 150 00:08:27,081 --> 00:08:28,616 You'd probably love him. 151 00:08:38,336 --> 00:08:39,638 Ray. 152 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:41,609 Ray, don't walk away from me. Come on. 153 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,114 Why do you need those books so bad anyway? 154 00:08:44,115 --> 00:08:45,851 I don't need the books. 155 00:08:45,852 --> 00:08:47,721 I need what is inside the books. 156 00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:50,994 That might be the most pretentious thing you ever said. 157 00:08:50,995 --> 00:08:52,664 Are you okay? You got a fever? 158 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:55,169 Look, they're gonna lead me to Dale's killer, okay? 159 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,574 I mean, I'm the furthest one to wanna spread a rumor, 160 00:08:57,575 --> 00:08:59,745 but you know your friend, Frank Martin, okay? 161 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:01,248 - At Akron? - What about him? 162 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,120 Yeah, all right. Well, he's... he knows Donald Washberg. 163 00:09:04,121 --> 00:09:06,057 Everybody knows Donald Washberg. 164 00:09:06,058 --> 00:09:08,730 Yeah, political influencers, corporate raiders know Donald Washberg. 165 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:12,203 Frank Martin plays golf and drinks tawny port. 166 00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:14,207 He's just another born-rich prick. 167 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:18,081 And he hires murderous ex-con skinheads, all right? 168 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:20,954 Didn't know that. Alan Murphy, ginger, murderer. 169 00:09:20,955 --> 00:09:22,758 It's the guy at the store? 170 00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:24,360 Okay... ...you're not supposed to be listening! 171 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:26,164 - Stop listening! - What? 172 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,901 - Don't listen, all right? Just-- - Believe me, 173 00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:29,805 I made a point a long time ago never to listen to your daddy. 174 00:09:29,806 --> 00:09:31,274 Yeah, and I'm the only one who ever tells you the truth. 175 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:33,145 What does that say about you? 176 00:09:33,146 --> 00:09:35,650 I never should have put you in that room with Frank. 177 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:38,021 Oh, and you're one to talk about rough company. 178 00:09:38,022 --> 00:09:41,294 I thought you'd be into second chances for lowly ex-cons 179 00:09:41,295 --> 00:09:43,031 considering you're one yourself. 180 00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:45,971 It's okay, Dad. I know you went to jail. Mom told me. 181 00:09:45,972 --> 00:09:47,306 What, she told you that? 182 00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:48,776 No. I overheard her talking to Johnny. 183 00:09:48,777 --> 00:09:50,780 Oh. Great. She told Johnny that? 184 00:09:50,781 --> 00:09:53,085 - She said it was a week. - Yeah, and it was four days, all right? 185 00:09:53,086 --> 00:09:54,855 - And a morning. - Okay. 186 00:09:54,856 --> 00:09:56,959 - She didn't say what you did. - Lord, I went and done it now. 187 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,330 Jail's not as bad as you think. All right? 188 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:02,170 There's a lot of good people in jail. Nelson Mandela, Muhammad Ali, 189 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:04,975 - Martin Luther King. - Okay, so great black men of history? 190 00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,846 All right, Merle Haggard, Chet Baker, 191 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:08,315 -Oscar Wilde. - Charles Manson. 192 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,921 If you don't go to jail, you're doing it wrong, okay? 193 00:10:10,922 --> 00:10:12,724 - Oh, for God's sake. - Except you. I went to jail 194 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:15,797 - so you don't have to. - Oh, he's Jesus now. 195 00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:20,406 The point is, don't listen to anyone, especially men in power. 196 00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:22,410 Or crazy women in Tahlequah. 197 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,280 - Yeah. Or crazy women in Tahlequah. - All right. Goodbye now. 198 00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:26,686 - No, we're going to Keystone Lake. - Oh. No, we're not. 199 00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:28,389 Oh, then give me the 1500 bucks. 200 00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:31,896 Well, I am not sitting on that bucket again. 201 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,866 - I put a pad on it. Come on. Let's go. - You put a pad on it. 202 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,336 - Get in there. Come on. - You put a pad on it. 203 00:10:35,337 --> 00:10:37,139 - It smells like shit in here. - Yeah. 204 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,710 Jesus! God. 205 00:10:38,711 --> 00:10:40,279 Francis, you'd like to ride on the bucket. 206 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,250 It's like going to a carnival ride. 207 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:45,724 Ow. This place stinks. 208 00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:47,895 It's like a shit took a shit in here. 209 00:10:48,463 --> 00:10:52,303 I have an AARP card, for Christ's sake. 210 00:10:52,605 --> 00:10:55,109 - All right, this must be it, huh? - How should I know? 211 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:57,915 I haven't seen that sorcerer since the Obama administration. 212 00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,885 Why does she live in a houseboat? 213 00:10:59,886 --> 00:11:02,223 Uh, she married a poacher. Guess it's his place. 214 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:05,931 She suckered that poor fool for a green card, she-devil's way. 215 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:09,705 Enough, Ray. All right, let's just... Let's do this thing. 216 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:11,274 What? Well, I can't go with you, man. 217 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,245 If she sees me, you'll never get those books. 218 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:15,717 How many times do I have to tell you she's vengeful and deranged? 219 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,453 Besides, look at all the meth heads around here. 220 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,858 You can't leave the child alone out here with them. 221 00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:21,194 I'll go with you, Dad. 222 00:11:21,195 --> 00:11:23,198 Uh-uh. Wouldn't advise that. Child sacrifice? 223 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,937 That hag's not above chopping off your head and making it into a lamp. 224 00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:29,477 Okay. You and Ray, just chill out in the restaurant. I'll find the books. 225 00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:31,348 Father of the year, you are. 226 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,953 Oh, damn it. I can't get out. 227 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,826 Hey, shitbird, let me outta here! 228 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:39,430 - Is he stuck? - Where's... There's no handle... 229 00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:41,903 There's no... Hey, hello, thank you. Ooh! 230 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:43,907 Ow. 231 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:47,180 - You can handle the door? - Yeah, I got the door. 232 00:11:47,447 --> 00:11:49,986 I'm the oldest one here, and I gotta sit on the bucket. 233 00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:53,058 That was the worst ride I've ever had in my life. 234 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:57,233 Now, one time I rode a horse all summer long in an awful summer camp. 235 00:11:57,234 --> 00:12:00,472 - Make him stop. - How do you turn the radio off? 236 00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:02,109 You know if they have salad? 237 00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:04,047 You gonna put this on your eggs, huh? 238 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:07,253 Oh, yeah. It's what grandma used to do. Gets my sugar up. 239 00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:08,757 Yeah, whatever. 240 00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:19,979 Uh, hello friends, come on in. 241 00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:24,053 We got water on tap, and whiskey from the well. 242 00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,458 Oh, I'll have a double, please. - Yes, sir. 243 00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:29,197 All right. We need a plan. 244 00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:32,203 Well, first off, she's not just gonna hand you those Jim Thompson... 245 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,543 Catalina's heart is like a charcoal briquette. 246 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:38,415 She gets one whiff of what you want, and she'll hide all 247 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:41,354 the good stuff, or ratchet that price right through the roof. 248 00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:43,225 Hell, you might not even get through the front door. 249 00:12:43,226 --> 00:12:44,360 I can get through any door. 250 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:45,429 - Oh, you can? - Yeah. 251 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:46,866 You're Jesus and Batman. 252 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,435 You know, you never said what you did. 253 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:50,406 What I did? 254 00:12:50,407 --> 00:12:53,211 - Yeah, to go to jail. - Oh, oh, oh. 255 00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,215 - Thanks. - Oh, no, thank you. 256 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:56,552 I'd love to hear that story too. 257 00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:58,355 All right, look, you're a big kid. 258 00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:00,326 I'm gonna shoot straight with you, okay? 259 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,568 There was a girl, I mean, a woman. 260 00:13:04,569 --> 00:13:05,703 Oh. A woman? 261 00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,841 - Yeah, she used to come by the bookstore. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,412 She loved Eudora Welty, you know, Peter Winch. 263 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:11,916 This is a cool chick, right? 264 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,452 - Woman. - Yeah. 265 00:13:13,453 --> 00:13:15,557 We went out of town. 266 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:21,000 Wild weekend, uh, etc. 267 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,438 - This is the PG-rated version. - Okay. 268 00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:26,345 She left me in Tahlequah with one shoe. 269 00:13:26,613 --> 00:13:28,516 - Okay. So, you get it. - What? 270 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,319 - No. - It's complicated. 271 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,156 - Oh, it certainly is. - All right, here you are. 272 00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:34,895 - Anchors down and bottoms up. - Oh. 273 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,166 - Here you go, sir. And for the lady. - Thank you. 274 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,538 - Cheers. - If you need anything, let me know. 275 00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,375 - Yeah. - Yeah. 276 00:13:42,978 --> 00:13:44,047 Mmm. 277 00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:48,355 - Mmm. - Ooh. 278 00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:49,591 Boy, that's strong. 279 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:51,395 You said the husband's a poacher? 280 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,298 Fake husband. 281 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,469 Yeah. Sit tight. 282 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,440 I got a plan. 283 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:24,995 - Pearl? - What? 284 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,300 Join me for some margaritas. 285 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:30,607 I don't want a margarita. 286 00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:32,911 Are you crying? 287 00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,982 Yeah, that's what you do when people die. 288 00:14:34,983 --> 00:14:36,351 Well, are you hungry? 289 00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:38,188 I can make you a sandwich. 290 00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:39,525 Hand me that deli meat. 291 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,965 - It's bologna. - And that's deli meat. 292 00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,002 You need to stop drinking. 293 00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:48,442 I'm gonna go stay at Avery's. 294 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,351 I can't be here. 295 00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,330 But I've got the bologna. 296 00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:03,907 Hey, Betty Jo. 297 00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:07,447 Uh... 298 00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:09,117 Hey, Marty. 299 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,689 Did I win the sweepstakes? 300 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:13,960 - I wish. - Yeah. 301 00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:20,272 Look, uh, I was asked by Donald to deliver this to you. 302 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:26,218 Uh, he wants to give that to you and Pearl as a gift. 303 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,121 It's $10,000. 304 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,392 Well, yeah, I can see that. 305 00:15:30,393 --> 00:15:36,539 And he wants you to know that he's taking over the property. 306 00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,251 I beg your pardon? 307 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,391 Look, Donald believes that the upkeep of the ranch is too much for you, 308 00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:49,531 and he wants to put you in a place more manageable. 309 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:53,071 And he thinks he can do this on what authority? 310 00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:58,616 He doesn't think. He has the authority. 311 00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:01,689 Because of the prenuptial agreement you signed. 312 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:08,068 Uh, an agreement I signed with my husband, Dale, not Donald the Dickless wonder 313 00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,705 who sends other men to do his dirty work. 314 00:16:09,706 --> 00:16:12,009 I don't know all the details, Betty Jo, 315 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,146 but I've been informed that the agreement you signed 316 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:18,455 was between you and the family trust, not Dale as an individual. 317 00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:25,770 And the trust controls the property and the trust has spoken on this matter. 318 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:30,012 But look, it's like... It's like Hamlet. 319 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:36,024 I could be bound in a nutshell and think myself a king of infinite space. 320 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,198 - Fuck you. - Come on, B-- 321 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,371 Fuck your little nutshells, get the fuck off my front porch, Hamlet. 322 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,309 Betty, come on. 323 00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,213 You think you owe him something? 324 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,383 Let me tell you something, Chubs. 325 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:53,124 Donald's not loyal to you. Mm-mmm. He's not loyal to anyone. 326 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,597 He'll keep you around while you're useful, 327 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,234 you know, patting his back, cupping his balls, 328 00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:01,508 but as soon as you ain't, he'll toss you away like so much trash. 329 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:05,415 And let me tell you something else, he cries when he cums. 330 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,252 Oh, shit, I didn't need to know that. 331 00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:11,461 Tell Donald to go fuck himself because he's already fucked me. 332 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,574 I didn't need to know that. 333 00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:21,515 Fish and Wildlife! 334 00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:25,422 Sergeant... Uh, Special Agent Cooper! 335 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:28,328 Lee Cooper. Fish and Wildlife! 336 00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:31,067 Hello! Hey! 337 00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:35,476 Fish and Wildife. 338 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:39,685 Witchy. 339 00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:43,492 Special Agent Cooper. 340 00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:46,832 Lee Cooper. Fish and Wildlife. 341 00:17:57,722 --> 00:17:58,856 Yes. 342 00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:07,708 What the fuck is this? 343 00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:09,511 Caviar? 344 00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:12,651 Hey, hey. 345 00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,655 I'm talking to you. 346 00:18:15,056 --> 00:18:17,493 Special Agent Lee Cooper, here, all right? 347 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:20,633 Fish and Wildlife. Hey, I'm talking to you. 348 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,504 Dumbass... 349 00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:12,370 Wakey, wakey, dickhole. 350 00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:17,514 The serpent has arisen. 351 00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,283 Standby. 352 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:23,526 - I'm not... Okay. - Shut the fuck up. 353 00:19:23,527 --> 00:19:25,630 But if I could... Okay. 354 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,401 And weren't you scared? 355 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,938 To the bone. 356 00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:31,875 So you just walked right in? 357 00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:34,246 Yeah, I walked right in there. 358 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:39,858 I looked her right in the eyes and I said, "Mother, this is who I am. 359 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:44,233 A proud gay man." 360 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,739 I was hardly a man, I was 15 years old. 361 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,210 I don't know what possessed me. 362 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:56,324 She had her Bible literally open on her lap, doing her morning devotions. 363 00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:59,297 Of course that fine Christian woman also had 364 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,637 an industrial sized vibrator in her underwear drawer. 365 00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,710 Ugh. I'm sorry. 366 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:07,514 I got to be boring you. 367 00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,350 Liquor makes me nostalgic. 368 00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:14,728 Talk of poor dead Dale Washberg makes me sad. 369 00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:18,870 His whole life in a closet. 370 00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:22,711 Never able to be his true self. 371 00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:25,750 That's why I don't think he was murdered. 372 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:31,327 I think that poor man was just... He was done with all that pain. 373 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,740 Anyway, I think your daddy, he is good at what he does, he truly is, 374 00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,711 but this time... 375 00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:43,452 ...there's just no cat up that tree he's barking at, not this time. 376 00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:46,692 Shouldn't he be back by now? 377 00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:49,665 If I know Catalina, she's putting him through the ringer. 378 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:52,002 Or burning him at the stake. 379 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,873 But your daddy is a phoenix. 380 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:54,942 He'll be back. 381 00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:58,582 That's why we love him. We love him. 382 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,285 - I gotta pee. - Okay. 383 00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:03,693 Ooh. 384 00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:08,368 Wish I did. Something's wrong down there. 385 00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:16,017 Shall! 386 00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:17,888 Another one, please. 387 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:24,066 ♪ You are the wind, stormy ♪ 388 00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:27,941 You're free to be free ♪ 389 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:34,754 ♪ You are the wind, stormy ♪ 390 00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:39,463 ♪ Come whisper 'round me ♪ 391 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:44,875 ♪ I've felt you wild, stormy ♪ 392 00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:50,052 ♪ And how gentle you are ♪ 393 00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:55,428 ♪ I've felt you wild, stormy ♪ 394 00:21:55,429 --> 00:22:00,874 ♪ Please don't drift too far ♪ 395 00:22:01,275 --> 00:22:05,683 ♪ No one can hold you ♪ 396 00:22:05,684 --> 00:22:11,461 ♪ You die when they try ♪ 397 00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:15,903 ♪ Reach me with your breath ♪ 398 00:22:15,904 --> 00:22:21,080 ♪ Don't blow right on by ♪ 399 00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:22,817 Excuse me. 400 00:22:23,686 --> 00:22:24,755 What are you doing here? 401 00:22:25,122 --> 00:22:27,026 - I was just-- - Just what? 402 00:22:27,995 --> 00:22:31,868 I saw... I saw the bandanas. 403 00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:34,975 - Huh. - The... The door was open. 404 00:22:35,777 --> 00:22:37,914 So... I shouldn't have. 405 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:39,751 That's right. 406 00:22:40,285 --> 00:22:41,522 You shouldn't have. 407 00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:49,771 What's your name, picarona? 408 00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,577 Jesse. 409 00:22:57,053 --> 00:22:58,455 It's inventory. 410 00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:01,160 I sell antiques. 411 00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:04,601 Oh. Maybe I could buy something. 412 00:23:04,602 --> 00:23:07,807 You want to buy something? 413 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:10,613 Those crystals are cool. 414 00:23:11,615 --> 00:23:12,617 Yeah. 415 00:23:12,951 --> 00:23:15,022 - The wigs. - Mmm. 416 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:20,198 Maybe these books? 417 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,668 You don't want those books. 418 00:23:21,669 --> 00:23:23,038 I like Jim Thompson. 419 00:23:23,607 --> 00:23:25,075 You like Jim Thompson? 420 00:23:27,748 --> 00:23:28,916 What's your favorite? 421 00:23:31,889 --> 00:23:33,158 The Alcoholics. 422 00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:38,535 The Alcoholics is no one's favorite Jim Thompson. 423 00:23:38,536 --> 00:23:39,972 Well, it's mine. 424 00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:41,942 What's it about? 425 00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:46,986 Drunks. 426 00:23:51,529 --> 00:23:52,597 I like you. 427 00:23:58,976 --> 00:24:01,582 Have a sit. You want something to drink? 428 00:24:25,162 --> 00:24:27,901 Hey, brother. 429 00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:30,238 Caught a rat. 430 00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:32,042 - I'm not a rat. - It's Fish and Wildlife, Marlon. 431 00:24:32,043 --> 00:24:35,115 No, act... All right. Okay. 432 00:24:41,829 --> 00:24:44,835 I heard he'd been snooping around, and sure enough, 433 00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:48,207 got him with his dick in a cookie jar. 434 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:38,141 Fish and Wildlife don't wear pants like that. 435 00:25:39,678 --> 00:25:43,017 That is Saturday Night Fever pants. 436 00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:46,057 He had a gun. 437 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,232 Oh. Of course he had a gun. 438 00:25:51,268 --> 00:25:55,275 He's just some government worker playing, like, undercover, 439 00:25:55,276 --> 00:25:58,314 but he's just a... he's like a headquarters type guy. 440 00:25:58,315 --> 00:26:00,051 I can tell. 441 00:26:01,254 --> 00:26:02,724 Let me see that gun. 442 00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:08,602 Oh, that's cute. 443 00:26:13,913 --> 00:26:15,716 Shoot birds with this? 444 00:26:25,737 --> 00:26:29,109 Can I? You know... Okay, okay, okay. 445 00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:31,280 Give us some privacy, will you, boys? 446 00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,255 On your knees. 447 00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:51,287 Sensual... 448 00:26:52,824 --> 00:26:54,293 and lost... 449 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,366 paddlefish. 450 00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,640 Paladin of the lake. 451 00:27:03,044 --> 00:27:04,847 Polydon spathula. 452 00:27:04,848 --> 00:27:06,652 That's a dinosaur name. 453 00:27:07,921 --> 00:27:09,290 Spathula. 454 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:17,707 Okay, I don't know Jim Thompson. 455 00:27:18,576 --> 00:27:21,347 - But my dad does, he loves him. - Mmm. 456 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,384 He must be a deadbeat. 457 00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:26,992 Well, he's a good dad. 458 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,127 Mmm. 459 00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:29,330 Or he tries to be. 460 00:27:29,665 --> 00:27:32,737 And where is this "good dad" right now? 461 00:27:33,806 --> 00:27:35,141 I don't know actually. 462 00:27:36,144 --> 00:27:37,312 I'm kind of worried. 463 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,420 Mi padre was a deadbeat too. 464 00:27:42,289 --> 00:27:44,894 Here, let's have a sit. 465 00:27:44,895 --> 00:27:46,297 Come here. 466 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:51,742 There was a time when our daddy had free reign on this lake. 467 00:27:52,611 --> 00:27:57,219 Goddamned Russians didn't know the difference between... 468 00:27:58,956 --> 00:28:03,364 paddlefish caviar and Beluga. 469 00:28:03,999 --> 00:28:07,774 But Beluga is "classier." 470 00:28:10,178 --> 00:28:12,082 Especially with the elites. 471 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,154 And that is what we're fighting. 472 00:28:15,155 --> 00:28:17,192 That's what this is. 473 00:28:17,627 --> 00:28:22,402 It's a class war. It's always been. 474 00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:26,912 The haves against the have nothings. 475 00:28:27,614 --> 00:28:33,157 It ain't black, ain't white, ain't Indian. 476 00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:38,134 But it is, and you, Travolta... 477 00:28:40,405 --> 00:28:42,175 you are one of the haves. 478 00:28:42,176 --> 00:28:44,146 By the look of your pants. 479 00:28:45,115 --> 00:28:46,350 See? 480 00:28:46,885 --> 00:28:48,822 Shine don't sell no more. 481 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:53,498 Meth will get you thirty to life. 482 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,270 But caviar... 483 00:28:57,139 --> 00:29:02,416 Caviar never hurt nobody. 484 00:29:05,088 --> 00:29:06,959 But it's like gold to us. 485 00:29:09,096 --> 00:29:10,833 We just sell it as Beluga. 486 00:29:29,838 --> 00:29:31,975 Mmm, yeah. Ain't sure you're gonna like this. 487 00:29:31,976 --> 00:29:34,479 No, I... I don't... 488 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,951 I'm not... 489 00:29:36,952 --> 00:29:38,388 I'm not... 490 00:29:39,591 --> 00:29:41,460 Mmm. 491 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:44,199 - Yeah. - It's tasty. 492 00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,303 - It's... - Chew it slow, son. 493 00:29:46,304 --> 00:29:48,842 No, it's... It's very good. 494 00:29:48,843 --> 00:29:51,548 Just let it drip right down your chest. 495 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,153 Yeah. Listen. I'm... 496 00:29:54,454 --> 00:29:56,558 I'm not really Fish and Wildlife. Right? 497 00:29:57,359 --> 00:30:00,431 I stole this jacket, right? It's a dumb disguise. 498 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,806 I-I was actually looking for books. 499 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,475 What you looking for books for? 500 00:30:06,945 --> 00:30:07,947 To read them. 501 00:30:12,356 --> 00:30:13,491 Wait. 502 00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:16,196 You're looking for books? 503 00:30:16,197 --> 00:30:18,869 Yeah. 504 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:19,571 That's all. 505 00:30:19,972 --> 00:30:23,344 Well, shit, you come to the wrong outlet mall. 506 00:30:23,345 --> 00:30:25,448 Huh? 507 00:30:25,983 --> 00:30:32,597 But due to the structure of your mouth, I'd never believe a word you say. 508 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,466 Me too. 509 00:30:36,905 --> 00:30:39,109 Could I just say one thing though? 510 00:30:39,644 --> 00:30:42,315 Yeah? Thank you. Just a little help. 511 00:30:42,316 --> 00:30:43,350 Thank you. 512 00:30:43,351 --> 00:30:46,390 I'm so interested in... 513 00:30:47,527 --> 00:30:49,296 what y'all are talking about. 514 00:30:53,137 --> 00:30:55,341 All right, fish outta water, boys. 515 00:31:19,123 --> 00:31:20,893 - Oh, thanks, man. - Mm-hmm. 516 00:31:26,037 --> 00:31:28,340 Uh, can I get a coffee? Black. 517 00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:29,544 Hmm. 518 00:31:35,121 --> 00:31:36,323 She's cute. 519 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,639 You're Governor Washberg's guy. 520 00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:48,448 He's not governor yet. 521 00:31:49,518 --> 00:31:51,454 Mmm. No faith. 522 00:31:53,191 --> 00:31:54,994 Tell me your name again, pops. 523 00:31:56,932 --> 00:31:59,470 I don't recall telling you the first time. 524 00:32:01,274 --> 00:32:03,077 I must have misremembered. 525 00:32:05,015 --> 00:32:06,150 I'm Allen. 526 00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:10,324 Never seen you in here before, Allen. 527 00:32:10,325 --> 00:32:13,699 Heard the coffee was good. Thought I'd give it a try. 528 00:32:15,703 --> 00:32:17,172 - Mmm. - Here you go, sir. 529 00:32:17,173 --> 00:32:19,544 Heard you were quite the hero at the memorial. 530 00:32:19,945 --> 00:32:22,683 Tossed that journalist out on his ass. 531 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,687 And where did you hear that? 532 00:32:26,357 --> 00:32:28,027 From my associates. 533 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,369 Ah. 534 00:32:33,071 --> 00:32:34,239 Akron. 535 00:32:34,741 --> 00:32:37,713 Proud supporters of the Washberg campaign. 536 00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:42,556 That fucker's got some nerve, Lee Raybon. 537 00:32:42,557 --> 00:32:44,994 Harassing a family in grief. 538 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,265 Yeah. 539 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,504 He's got some nerve all right. 540 00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:56,718 He said something to Donald about being kidnapped by skinheads. 541 00:32:58,589 --> 00:33:00,726 You know what he was talking about? 542 00:33:02,195 --> 00:33:05,101 I make it a point not to keep up with skinheads. 543 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,742 You've been following him though. 544 00:33:15,221 --> 00:33:18,494 Just what is your interest in all this? 545 00:33:19,096 --> 00:33:21,100 Same as yours, I imagine. 546 00:33:21,635 --> 00:33:23,404 Or what yours should be. 547 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:26,377 I don't follow. 548 00:33:30,553 --> 00:33:32,523 Just keep your nose up, pops. 549 00:33:47,386 --> 00:33:49,089 I'm sorry I panicked! 550 00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:51,360 I panicked. I'm sorry. 551 00:33:51,361 --> 00:33:55,301 I just... I... I just wanted the stupid books. 552 00:33:55,302 --> 00:34:00,278 I was trying to find some woman named Catalina, and... 553 00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:01,715 What did you say? 554 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:04,821 Catalina. 555 00:34:05,222 --> 00:34:08,762 Oh. Now you fucked up. That's just a whole new level of stupid. 556 00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:11,233 Wha... What? And you were doing so good. 557 00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:13,437 He was starting to like you. I could tell. 558 00:34:13,872 --> 00:34:15,809 And you had to go and mention the evil one. 559 00:34:16,277 --> 00:34:19,082 - You're the husband. - She stole his heart. 560 00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:21,153 And his boat. 561 00:34:21,555 --> 00:34:22,823 My house. 562 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:24,426 His houseboat. 563 00:34:24,961 --> 00:34:27,833 But he's... he's pretty butthurt about it all. 564 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:29,503 I've-I've-I've never met her. 565 00:34:29,504 --> 00:34:31,306 Like I said, I'm just... 566 00:34:31,307 --> 00:34:33,511 I know it sounds dumb, you know, but I'm looking for these books. 567 00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:34,814 See, I'm a writer. 568 00:34:38,121 --> 00:34:40,592 - Well, let's just say you're a writer. - I am a writer. 569 00:34:40,593 --> 00:34:42,495 You gonna write about all this? 570 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:45,201 What you've seen, what you heard? 571 00:34:45,202 --> 00:34:46,871 You know, that can get a man killed. 572 00:34:46,872 --> 00:34:48,842 Well, I didn't see nothin'. 573 00:34:48,843 --> 00:34:50,879 I haven't, I don't care about what I did see. 574 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,484 I don't care about what I heard. I don't care about what you're selling. 575 00:34:53,485 --> 00:34:54,754 You know, I don't care about caviar. 576 00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:57,258 - Easy. - Right, look. 577 00:34:57,593 --> 00:34:58,895 I'm with you guys. 578 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:02,636 Okay? I am. I am on your side hundred percent. 579 00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:05,141 I mean, I've been to jail. 580 00:35:05,142 --> 00:35:06,811 - I have. - Writer in prison. That's fresh. 581 00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:09,215 Yeah, what, you never heard of Merle Haggard? Right? 582 00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:11,486 You never heard of Mahatma... 583 00:35:11,487 --> 00:35:13,357 - Henry David Thoreau? - Look. 584 00:35:13,358 --> 00:35:14,894 If you've been to prison, I've been in the damn White House. 585 00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:16,898 Okay, look. I've been to jail more than once. 586 00:35:16,899 --> 00:35:20,606 - That make you tough? - All right. 587 00:35:22,543 --> 00:35:25,348 Tell us your tale of woe, Mr. Writer. 588 00:35:26,651 --> 00:35:28,555 My tale of woe? 589 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,663 - Okay. - Yeah. 590 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:36,504 All right. Well, if you really wanna hear about it, I guess, uh, 591 00:35:37,005 --> 00:35:39,744 the first thing you'll probably want to know is 592 00:35:40,078 --> 00:35:42,448 where I was born and what my lousy childhood 593 00:35:42,449 --> 00:35:44,520 was like and all that David Copperfield kind of crap. 594 00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:46,724 But to tell you the truth, I really don't feel like going into that. 595 00:35:46,725 --> 00:35:48,595 I mean, first of all, 'cause that stuff bores me. 596 00:35:48,596 --> 00:35:50,632 Second of all, my parents would have about two hemorrhages 597 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,468 a piece if I told anything personal about 'em. 598 00:35:52,469 --> 00:35:54,272 Not that I don't like my parents. I'm not saying that. 599 00:35:54,273 --> 00:35:56,376 That's just not what I wanna talk about. 600 00:35:56,377 --> 00:36:00,552 What I wanna talk about is the first time I did methamphetamines. 601 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:03,792 Oh, hell yeah. 602 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:10,337 Okay, so I'm at a Dairy Queen in Fort Worth, Texas, getting a Blizzard. 603 00:36:10,338 --> 00:36:12,543 Right? See a hot woman's behind me. 604 00:36:12,544 --> 00:36:14,212 Attractive woman. 605 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,216 Kind of woman you might see painted on the side 606 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,555 of a fighter jet, you know what I'm saying? 607 00:36:18,556 --> 00:36:19,590 Okay? 608 00:36:20,191 --> 00:36:22,361 But he didn't leave me alone though. 609 00:36:22,362 --> 00:36:23,799 His friend's here. 610 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:26,671 And he's drunk, but... 611 00:36:27,907 --> 00:36:31,246 Sounds bad when I say it out loud. 612 00:36:31,247 --> 00:36:32,583 It does. 613 00:36:33,685 --> 00:36:34,887 Yeah. 614 00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:38,829 But he loves me. 615 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,934 I know that. 616 00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:43,872 Loves you so much, he leaves you alone with the drunks. 617 00:36:46,878 --> 00:36:48,582 I shouldn't judge. 618 00:36:49,717 --> 00:36:51,220 This is good, by the way. Thanks. 619 00:36:54,026 --> 00:36:56,230 You're nice, not like what I heard. 620 00:36:57,834 --> 00:36:59,302 What have you heard? 621 00:37:00,438 --> 00:37:03,010 I meant, like, not what I expected. 622 00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:05,516 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 623 00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:07,452 Could I have some more tea? 624 00:37:10,759 --> 00:37:11,995 Sure. 625 00:37:33,037 --> 00:37:37,345 So I wake up naked in a car. 626 00:37:38,414 --> 00:37:39,650 But it ain't my car. 627 00:37:40,619 --> 00:37:46,864 There's a three-legged dog lickin' my eye, and Juan is hog-tied 628 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,503 in the back seat, and that's when the cops show up. 629 00:37:49,504 --> 00:37:50,772 Yeah. 630 00:37:50,773 --> 00:37:51,908 What happened to the topless girl? 631 00:37:51,909 --> 00:37:53,645 Never saw her again. 632 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,517 - Damn. - Sometimes I wonder if she even existed. 633 00:37:57,921 --> 00:38:00,491 That is the goddamnedest story I ever heard. 634 00:38:00,492 --> 00:38:01,961 You wanna know what? 635 00:38:02,964 --> 00:38:06,036 It's those cops marched me 636 00:38:06,037 --> 00:38:10,913 naked and afraid into the back of that wagon. 637 00:38:12,116 --> 00:38:17,392 All I could think about was how much I just hurt my daughter. 638 00:38:19,429 --> 00:38:20,732 I let her down. 639 00:38:23,004 --> 00:38:24,507 I'm all she's got. 640 00:38:24,841 --> 00:38:26,376 That's right. 641 00:38:26,711 --> 00:38:27,913 And I hurt her. 642 00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:30,853 I did. I know that. You know? 643 00:38:32,455 --> 00:38:35,394 And she's at the marina right now. 644 00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:37,398 Waiting for me. 645 00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:39,436 All alone. 646 00:38:40,105 --> 00:38:41,974 I don't want her scared, but I don't want her growing up 647 00:38:41,975 --> 00:38:44,680 in a fucking quadplex either, you know what I mean? 648 00:38:44,681 --> 00:38:48,454 I mean, I'm... I don't know. I'm confused. 649 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:53,531 - I believe your story. - Thank you. 650 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:56,403 There's too much damn detail for it to be a lie. 651 00:38:57,607 --> 00:38:59,109 I believe you are a writer. 652 00:39:00,411 --> 00:39:01,581 Thank you. 653 00:39:01,582 --> 00:39:02,883 You should write about us. 654 00:39:03,484 --> 00:39:06,423 Yeah. We'd make a good book. 655 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,928 The Beluga Brothers. 656 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,599 Good title. 657 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,838 I wish I was a writer sometimes. 658 00:39:13,839 --> 00:39:17,513 I mean, I'd like to tell her the truth of my soul, 659 00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:20,151 no matter how she's wronged me. 660 00:39:20,519 --> 00:39:25,127 I'm what you'd call a poetic dyslexic. 661 00:39:31,574 --> 00:39:32,910 I got an idea. 662 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,651 You got a pen and paper? 663 00:39:37,052 --> 00:39:40,558 I'm just praying I keep it down, Sal. My stomach's like the roaring seas. 664 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:43,598 - Yeah, I'm pulling for ya. - Good. 665 00:39:44,332 --> 00:39:46,504 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - What? 666 00:39:46,505 --> 00:39:48,875 - I got the books, the Jim Thompsons. - How? Where's Catalina? 667 00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:51,981 - Right behind me. Now, come on. Let's go! - Hang on, I gotta pay the bill. 668 00:39:51,982 --> 00:39:53,885 Your daddy stuck me with it as usual. 669 00:39:53,886 --> 00:39:57,626 - Are you kidding me? Come on, hurry! - Hang on. Sal! 670 00:40:09,951 --> 00:40:15,762 Catalina, it's as if the ancient ones themselves blew you... 671 00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:22,041 - Wait, wait, not "blew," "dreamt." - ...dreamt you into existence. 672 00:40:22,910 --> 00:40:24,513 - You blew... - No. 673 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:29,991 ...fell into my life like how the sunset falls on the Keystone Lake. 674 00:40:30,492 --> 00:40:35,568 Your very soul intertwined into mine, and visions of 675 00:40:35,569 --> 00:40:38,975 you danced like mirages in the pirate tales of old. 676 00:40:39,844 --> 00:40:44,520 I'm a passionate man and believe that's why you love me. 677 00:40:45,188 --> 00:40:50,064 But to be all yours, I must kill my passion. 678 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,636 That's a catch-22. 679 00:40:54,073 --> 00:40:56,242 If I never have your company again, 680 00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:59,149 I will cherish the memories that we created. 681 00:40:59,684 --> 00:41:03,658 If you move on to another, well, that will be one lucky man. 682 00:41:03,659 --> 00:41:04,927 Raymond Mosley. 683 00:41:04,928 --> 00:41:06,931 Catalina Estragon. 684 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:11,072 I should've known it was you behind all of this. So disgraceful, Ray. 685 00:41:11,073 --> 00:41:13,945 Even for you. But you never had any class. 686 00:41:13,946 --> 00:41:17,686 Class? You wouldn't know class if it was tattooed on your tits. 687 00:41:19,056 --> 00:41:20,725 - You half-assed Fagin! - What'd you call me? 688 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,666 If you don't know Dickens, you don't deserve these books. 689 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:27,606 - She stole my books. Grab 'em. - No. No! 690 00:41:27,607 --> 00:41:29,643 - Give 'em back. - Stop, please. 691 00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:37,024 If you find it in you to give me one more stab at it, 692 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:45,041 I would do everything that is within me to give you the life you deserve. 693 00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:54,158 - All right, good luck. Hey, Lee. - Yeah. 694 00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:56,296 - Pure poetry, brother. Thank you. - All right. 695 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,970 I hope Catalina sees in you what I see in you. 696 00:41:59,971 --> 00:42:01,707 You and me both. 697 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:02,943 Francis! 698 00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:07,185 Francis! 699 00:42:11,026 --> 00:42:12,295 Francis! 700 00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:15,334 - Dad? - Francis! 701 00:42:15,335 --> 00:42:16,871 Dad. Dad! 702 00:42:17,138 --> 00:42:21,045 You have no idea how happy I am to see you. 703 00:42:21,046 --> 00:42:22,849 - I found them. - What's wrong with him? 704 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:25,053 What's wrong with you? Don't look in the barrel. 705 00:42:25,054 --> 00:42:28,293 - Why? What's in the barrel? - It's-It's the books. But it's okay. 706 00:42:28,294 --> 00:42:29,797 - Don't worry. - Wait! 707 00:42:30,164 --> 00:42:31,332 What? Who would do that? 708 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:35,040 - That bitch! - Oh! Shit! 709 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:37,344 - Shit! They're first editions! - We tried. 710 00:42:37,345 --> 00:42:40,217 - Sorry. - Ugh! Ray! 711 00:42:40,218 --> 00:42:41,821 - No, but Dad, no, it's okay. - No! 712 00:42:41,822 --> 00:42:43,223 - Stop. I promise-- - No, it's not okay! 713 00:42:43,224 --> 00:42:46,162 - I tried. I-I-I tried. - No! 714 00:42:46,163 --> 00:42:47,966 She had help from some man. 715 00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:51,641 - We all tried. I offered to pay her. - Shit. 716 00:42:54,312 --> 00:42:56,650 You never know you're drunk until you're standing up. 717 00:42:56,651 --> 00:42:59,021 I don't know why Sal gave me so much whiskey. 718 00:42:59,022 --> 00:43:01,126 Maybe 'cause you kept asking for it. 719 00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:03,263 That's probably true. 720 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,236 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah. 721 00:43:06,237 --> 00:43:08,273 - Dad, stop. Come on. - What? 722 00:43:12,148 --> 00:43:14,085 You said, "It's not the books that I wanted, 723 00:43:14,419 --> 00:43:19,095 it's what's in the books." So I found what's in the books. 724 00:43:21,233 --> 00:43:22,736 You got the letters? 725 00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:31,052 How did you get the letters? 726 00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:32,789 I was attacked with a harpoon! 727 00:43:32,790 --> 00:43:35,795 I was forced to eat paddle fish eggs! 728 00:43:35,796 --> 00:43:37,331 How did you do it? 729 00:43:37,332 --> 00:43:38,701 How? 730 00:43:39,002 --> 00:43:41,239 I guess I stole them. 731 00:43:44,714 --> 00:43:46,651 "Family can be a peculiar thing. 732 00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:51,159 I love my brother Donald, but he's in a league with agents of evil." 733 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,896 No, wait, wait. Read that again. 734 00:43:52,897 --> 00:43:57,639 I said he is in league with agents of evil. 735 00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:01,914 Donald is attempting to feather his nest. 736 00:44:02,516 --> 00:44:05,789 Hell bent on satisfying his ambitions. 737 00:44:06,257 --> 00:44:12,268 And he will use this family as so much fuel for the fires of his greed. 738 00:44:39,356 --> 00:44:45,902 ♪ I was born On the Cimmaron River ♪ 739 00:44:47,004 --> 00:44:54,185 ♪ They took her down With a concrete wall ♪ 740 00:44:55,187 --> 00:45:02,401 ♪ Well, I saw red but you know I could forgive her ♪ 741 00:45:03,838 --> 00:45:10,184 ♪ Let it roll, Lake Keystone ♪ 742 00:45:16,363 --> 00:45:23,143 ♪ I was born On the Cimmaron River ♪ 743 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:31,226 ♪ They took her down With a concrete wall ♪